were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The uberlube is also flammable
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Text me some of your sweat
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