I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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