yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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