Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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