Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Someone signed my nipple.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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