So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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