Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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