But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Randomize
