People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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