Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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