Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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