i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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