Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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