Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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