This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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