I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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