she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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