it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
