Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Randomize
