Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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