Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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