Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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