he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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