just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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