i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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