Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
