can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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