Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I look excited, but its just a facade.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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