no, he came in my armpit
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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