I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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