I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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