worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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