I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
