i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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