the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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