Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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