Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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