I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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