Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i love accidental penises.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I fill condoms, not promises.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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