What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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