Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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