if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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