no. you can't hotbox the world.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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