I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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