Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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