i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm too high and old for this...
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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