Christians are straight up FREAKS
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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