I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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