I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
This house was built for laser tag.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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