i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
so let's talk penis.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Farmville is her only friend.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
