its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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