he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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