So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Of course I have a pirate flag
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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