Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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