bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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