I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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